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"Trump is no orange Julius." Utterly delicious, sinfully amusing and Hall of Fame worthy.

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Who are all the Russians who have been and continue to be in Trump's orbit. Are they there to protect their long term investment?

For Rocky fans, is it possible that Melania is really Natasha to our real life Boris?

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Great reporting on a day in court. Especially loved the hair report.

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We must remember that the real cause of all this hoopla is Donald Trump! If he had shown any dignity and integrity we wouldn’t be where we are today!

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Thanks for sitting behind that mop to get us this first hand account. Brutal conditions.

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This was superior

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Trump's ultimate fate might have been divined by recalling the French dictum: cherchez la femme.

"The phrase—which translates as 'Seek the woman, by God' implies that no matter what the problem may be, a woman is often the cause. Look for the mistress, jealous wife, or angry lover: A woman is at the root of each problem."

- Camille Chevalier-Karfis

DA Bragg's hush money case is the only salient case in which Trump's alleged malfeasance revolves around the orange blob's essential sexuality (or lack thereof). It seems, therefore, that its outcome will more likely resonate with swing voters, who may cast their votes more on ad hominem impressions than legalistic arguments.

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Here’s hoping we get some previews of the Caesar book!

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Jon:

There is a photo of Trump going up the steps of Air Force One with a wind blowing his hair forward, from behind. I've tried to send it to you, but it won't take it here. I don't remember how I got it, but it's probably online. His bald head looks like a huge ostrich egg on his shoulders!

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Thanks for my evening laugh! Well done!

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Well done! Thank you for shining such a clear light on the courtroom trail leading to treeing that vile-smelling varmint TFG. Looking forward to your next editions of The Art of Treeing Varmints Permanently.

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Oh my gosh, I was going to use the 👏🏻 but Susan beat me to it! Wonderful job, and I will always treasure your description of the back of F. Von Clownstick’s head.

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WOW. Excellent summary. Many thanks. 👏👏👏👏👏

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